So here for your entertainment are six pieces of relationship advice from the women who know best just how to reach that happy ending.
#1 Be offended when you eavesdrop on a guy after your first encounter and never, ever forgive him. When he asks you out, turn him
down and insult him mercilessly for things he didn't actually do. Show
up a few months later, without explanation, to creep at his house while he's not home.
#2 Set your best
friend up with every semi-eligible young man in the area while ignoring/arguing
with the man you secretly love.
Accidently convince said best friend to fall for the same guy.
#3 Watch silently as
the one you've loved all your life falls for a complete jerk. Do nothing.
#4 Fall in love, but
reject the young man's proposal when he asks to marry you. Wait eight years. You will meet him again, but he will no longer be interested in you. Arrange for all competition to conveniently
fall off of high walls or small cliffs and break their heads.
#5 Accuse your
significant other’s father of killing his own wife. And of being a vampire.
#6 Step One: Walk in the rain.
Step Two: Fall and
incapacitate yourself.
Step Three: Lie
helplessly in the rain until a dashing hero finds you and carries you back to
your abode.
Step Four: Have your
heart broken by the afore said jerk.
Step Five: Repeat
Steps One through Three. Trust me—this
time it will work.
Note: This method is
most effective if you lose the will to live and teeter on the brink of death
for a few days.
Do you have any relationship advice from other fictional leading ladies?
Do you have any relationship advice from other fictional leading ladies?
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